So Cheap, So Expensively Cheap!

[pikapikapikarin]

Words cannot express how much I am glad I got this.



I think it out-cools my Smile Pact.

Comments

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That's a transformation device? What a joke!

[pikapikapikarin]

Hey it turns into a blaster, so it's not that silly!

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No, it's very silly. It's a freaking toy, not a transformation device! Why can't they just use belts, like normal heroes?

[pikapikapikarin]

Wait you have a belt? Really?

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Yeah, of course! Well... technically I guess Ryoutarou has the belt, but who cares about those details!

[pikapikapikarin]

That is pretty cool. So you're one of those Rider people right? Like the guy with the gun?

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That's right! Kamen Rider Den-O, that's me! I'm pretty famous.

What guy with the gun?

[pikapikapikarin]

Den-O... nope, never heard of you to be honest.

The one in blue, I think his name is Kaitou?

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...seriously, never?! [ouch, that's a blow to his ego.]

Kaitou... Ah, right, that guy, I talked to him earlier.

...he's a rider?!

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Not really, I mean, there's kind of, sort of not Riders in our world? It's a really weird cluster of stuff.

Yeah he is. Kind of a troll too.

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Whaaaaaat? Jeez, your world is missing out. Riders are awesome. Especially me!

Man, that jerk. He didn't even mention he was a rider too!

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Well I guess you have a point. It's weird because sometimes there is a Rider, sometimes not? It's all kind of vague...

Kaitou is... well... yeah. He's one of those kinds of people.

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How can there 'sometimes' be one? That doesn't make any sense.

Rrrgh... next time I see him, I'll give him a piece of my mind! He must have thought I was an idiot, if he thought I wouldn't figure out he was a Rider eventually!

[pikapikapikarin]

Riders kind of fade in and fade out of our world? Sometimes?

[Momo you had to be told he was a Rider. I don't think you'd get it.]

Well I guess so. That'd make sense.

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That's stupid. Is your world broken or something?

[Momo doesn't care about insignificant details like that.]

That bastard! What's up with him?

[pikapikapikarin]

It's supposed to be a World Without Riders.

Well hmm... dunno. He never made any sense to me.

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But sometimes it does have Riders, you said! How can it be the World Without Riders if it sometimes does have them? That's stupid!

Hey, there aren't more Riders here I don't know about, right? If there are, you should totally tell me about them!

[pikapikapikarin]

Apparently there's some kind of war that unifies our worlds later on. It hasn't happened yet to me at least.

Well I think there's two more, a guy named Miharu and another named Ren.

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A war, huh? Well, that's something to look forward to. I bet I'll kick ass in it.

Miharu and Ren... got it, I'll remember those two. [no he won't] S'gotta be a pretty boring community if you've only got four Riders.

[pikapikapikarin]

Well we don't know any of the details anyhow.

Yeah, one apparently is a water-type Rider, the other is all in black.

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Eh, who cares about the details, anyway? All that matters is that it's gonna happen, right?

...another water one? Tch. One's more than enough, why do we need more. [Ura's not quite as water-themed as Miharu, but it totally counts anyway.]

[pikapikapikarin]

I guess so. It's supposed to happen on my world too.

Well he's kind of scared of water.

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Huh. So it happens on lots of worlds, then?

...what. The. Hell. What kind of wimp is he?!

[pikapikapikarin]

Apparently so. There's some kind of attack on all sides.

Well maybe he had trauma as a kid?

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Well, that just means there's even more to fight!

You humans are so fragile. What's the point being scared of stuff like that? [Yeah, Momo, you're one to talk. Just wait until you see a dog on the comm.]