So Cheap, So Expensively Cheap!

[pikapikapikarin]

Words cannot express how much I am glad I got this.



I think it out-cools my Smile Pact.

Comments

[nowarningshots]

N-No, I'm not! You... you just surprised me, that's all!

[pikapikapikarin]

Liar. You jumped a foot into the air.

[nowarningshots]

T-That's just how I act when I'm surprised! Anyone would freak out if some strange kid started yapping at them!

[pikapikapikarin]

Not really. I'm sure you'd react less if you were surprised.

[nowarningshots]

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If you tell anyone about this, you're dead.

[pikapikapikarin]

That sounds more like resignation than a threat to be honest.

[nowarningshots]

It's definitely a threat! I have a reputation to protect.

You're pretty sharp for a kid.

[pikapikapikarin]

Well I have to be. Pattern recognition can't fail me all the time, right? [Yayoi please.]

[nowarningshots]

Y'mean it usually does? Huh. Maybe not so sharp after all!

[pikapikapikarin]

Hey! I'm plenty sharp. [When it counts.]

[nowarningshots]

Well... you figured out my dark, terrible secret. [how was that dark or terrible in any way?] So I guess that's something! I'm almost impressed.

[pikapikapikarin]

See? When I need it and all.

[nowarningshots]

Sure, sure, if you say so.

I'm Momotaros. Guess you deserve to know that much. Consider it your prize! [this wasn't a contest...]

[pikapikapikarin]

Yayoi Kise. Momotaros... that's a cool name!

[nowarningshots]

Huh... really? You think so?

[pikapikapikarin]

Yeah, it's like the fairy tale character!

[nowarningshots]

...that's exactly it, actually. S'what I was named after. Didn't have much of a choice in the matter.

[pikapikapikarin]

It's a cool name though. I mean, you could have been named after the Red Oni though.

[nowarningshots]

Eh, it's not that cool. I just make it cool!

...it's bad enough that I have to look like an Oni, I wouldn't wanna be named it too.

[pikapikapikarin]

Yeah, but Momotaro was a hero!

[nowarningshots]

Still a stupid name, though! I could have been so much more awesome, but I had to get stuck with this.

[pikapikapikarin]

Hmm, what would you choose?

[nowarningshots]

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...you know, I haven't really thought a lot about it. I dunno, really.

[pikapikapikarin]

You may as well go with the one you were given then.

[nowarningshots]

It's not like I have a choice anyway. But yeah, I guess it's fine. I just have to be extra awesome to make up for it, that's all!