pikapikapikarin | Shell Shocked

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Shell Shocked

I have no words.

... Well I have a few.

Mostly centered around "Why our moms?"

... fandoms.

... Why our.. [ She blinks. Wait, what? Family's sort of a sensitive issue to her, so she can't just ignore it.. ]

'sup with your moms? Is something weird going on?

It's more of a "Oh Pretty Cure Fandom" bit. Turns out that our fandom really likes our moms and puts them into doujinshi.

Why would it do that to your moms? That's so.. [ .. she even has to look for words for a moment here.. ] weird!

It really is weird. I don't get why they have to at all.

Maybe it's since they're complete morons.

Maybe yeah. I like art and comics and unofficial works and all but it's still strange.

Well, if they make stuff of you guys, then that ain't that weird, I guess. But when it goes all the way to your moms then there's seriously wrong.. why do they care so much 'bout your moms, either way? Not like they're any different from other moms, I bet.

I dunno why, but maybe the fans think our moms are pretty. I mean, I suppose they are, but still...!

So it's a shallow reason like that?

I think that's the only thing behind it. People make art for any reason.

Well, if it gets too skeevy then ya gotta ask them 'bout it somehow! Ya can't just let it slide!

I think there's a web address I can reach the doujinshi circle at to be honest...

Then why haven't ya contacted them yet? I know I would've done it right away if I saw that kinda stuff!

I have. And the form letter asked I don't prank the circle anymore by "pretending to be Yayoi."

[Sigh.]

[ .. yeah, that's seriously sigh-worthy. Geez.. ]

They sound so obnoxious.. can't believe that kinda people are obsessed with you guys.

Tell me about it. I don't think even photographic proof would stop them from making doujinshi of our moms.

Ya could always try to make 'em stop with force.

That's not really my thing though.

Then make it your thing! [ Welp, there goes Kyouko again.. contain your crazy, girl. ] If ya don't learn to beat something up every once in a while, ya won't get anywhere in the world! You'll end up at the bottom of the food chain!

Bottom of the food chain what? [Kyouko why you no make sense?]

[ Sorry, Yayoi, it's her favourite metaphor ever.. probably since food is on her mind 24/7. ]

What, ya never learned about the food chain in school? What do they teach kids nowadays? [ KYOUKO, YOU'RE FOURTEEN. ]